it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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