You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
