Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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