I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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