I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
