rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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