I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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