Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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