It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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