We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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