I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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