I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
they need to just BURY HIM!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
