She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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