idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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