Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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