it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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