Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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