wat bout pragnant strippers??
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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