I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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