let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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