I hate all girls vehemently.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
