WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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