Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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