if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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