I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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