so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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