redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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