He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
