First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
