Me too!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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