Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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