Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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