dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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