I can tuck mytits in my pants
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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