curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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