Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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