I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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