I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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