When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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