Small penises have feelings too.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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