I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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