8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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