dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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