you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
