Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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