____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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