You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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