i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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