As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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