at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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