The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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