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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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