He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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