Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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