He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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